|Blackstone & Associates: World-Tree Attorneys||
A Firm With Roots
Located deep within the World-Tree root structure of Tartarus, Blackstone & Associates was established over one thousand ring-years ago following the celestial war in Caelum. Since that time the law firm has been at the fore front of protecting Humans from those species that might otherwise exploit or aggrieve them. Blackstone's was integral in the formation of the Treating Humans Humanely Act of Arbor, together with the Atlation Law Bringers of Mount Steinthor. The diversity of our law firm is representative of those realm-species that respect the young bi-pedal race and its awe-inspiring advances in every field from medicine to architecture, given its relative youth.
From Corporate Finance to Insurance to the newly reopened Criminal Defence department, our teams will ensure traversing the World-Tree isn't too taxing.
Pearl Nuts of Wisdom
"When cross examining Dwarf-Giants be sure that they have been properly disarmed, for their blades are as cutting as any probing character dissection."
"Calling Harps in a case with Giants is not advised, for testimony of Harp can send Giant to sleep; a dire result for both Counsel and Client."
"Never challenge a Half-Angelic to a spanking contest, lest purpose be intentional incarceration. How else might one reach a silent accused's subconscious?"
"Jack Horner's 'Tackling Taxing Taxation' is a must for any self-respecting Finance Lawyer, Sandman or otherwise."